Late summer in Den Bosch. Cafés, beer, out-of-towners, and a woman with two dogs attached to re- tractable leashes. While the dog owner (in the mini skirt) had been in conversation with the man in the khaki t-shirt, the more adventurous of her dogs decided to go digging for scraps under the seats of the beer drinkers. The hilarity began when she tried to extract the dog from under the chairs. I’m not exactly sure how those leashes work but can imagine she’d forgotten to lock the cable. This allowed the wayward dog to create a web of chaos around the chair legs. Adding to the chaos was the fact that nearly everyone drinking at that terrace had their own scientific theory of how best to get the dog back to its owner.